Paul Clark has a Facebook account

* I’d just like to point out here, now and for the record, all images in this post are not photoshopped – you’ll see what I’m talking about if you read on…

I have been randomly trawling Facebook for my 100th friend (people I know, of course), and, bored and on the off chance, I searched for Paul Clark.

Oh boy, what a delightful thing to do! I found out that Mr Clark does indeed have a Facebook account. What’s more, Facebook has surpassed itself in the way it announces the fact that you are not connected to anyone through their site.

Apologies for digging this up and spreading the word, Paul, but maybe I’d have a bit more respect for you if you’d actually reply to my email. You know, do the job you’ve been chosen to do, and all that…